On March 6th, 1992,
21 22 years ago, Special Agent Dana Scully walked into the cluttered basement office of one Special Agent Fox Mulder on an assignment to debunk his work on The X-Files. That is the day history was made and lives were changed. Thank you for all the laughter and tears.
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite female characters: Lucy Diamond
"She is the last surviving member of the Reynolds crime syndicate. Her family did battle with the Schaffers, in a vicious blood feud that lasted a decade. After her father’s death, she inherited the keys to his kingdom: illegal arms runner, smuggling, gambling, and especially, diamond theft. It is believed Lucy Diamond was behind the plot to sink Australia in ‘99. Three attempts have been made to apprehend her—all failed. In 2003, she went underground and has not been seen or heard from since."
Now that the family has seen it, I can introduce you all to my grandmother, Flora. Everybody say hi! (done by Joe Carpenter)
Monty Python’s philosopher jokes are the actual best.
"I almost died and all I could think about was you."
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.
Let him do it! He has no children!