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NO MORE RUNNIN'. I AIM TO MISBEHAVE

Chiara, Italian chick in London.

Jul 31 2014

3 hours skype session with my mum like a fucking rock star aw yisss

Jul 31 2014

virtuexmoir:

Tessa & Scott: Episode 5               ↳All smiles at a sponsorship event.

virtuexmoir:

Tessa & Scott: Episode 5
               ↳All smiles at a sponsorship event.

Jul 31 2014

Two asian girls, I think they were Korean, just smiled at me and told me ‘by the way, you are very beautiful’ and walked away.

BLESS YOU MY CHILDREN. GOD BLESS YOUR LITTLE WHITE SOCKS.

Jul 31 2014

Anonymous said: hi! i have been thinking about this AU WAYYY too much (it's amazing). but anyway, i think scott wouldn't start hogwarts until 1999 because you start WHEN you're 11, not the year you turn 11. (hermione is older than both ron and harry because her birthday is in sept too.) so scott would be like the oldest student in his class because he missed the previous year by just one day. tessa would start in 2000. and so they'd only be one year apart!

YOU LOVELY ANON YOU!! LET ME HUG YOU!! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO THINK ABOUT IT HARD AND EVERY SPARE MINUTE YOU HAVE.

I like the way you think Anon, but! Big but..

You DO start when you turn 11. Hermione has to wait until the next year because the letter arrives about a week before the 11th birthday, and her being born on 19th would make the letter arrive on the 12, when everyone is already a school.

But Scott being born on the 2nd, it means he would get his letter at the end of August, with plenty of time to get to school..

Of course we can just ignore everything and do whatever we like because lol, it’s ff about real people in a fantasy world ahah so who cares.

We could totally do it like this, so he wouldn’t have to go away and come back, but I got attached to the idea of him coming back all tall and manly and worldly (and with that ridiculous mouth fuzz he insists on calling mustache lol) :P

What should we do? Do you want to maybe read the first time ficlet before we decide? (I love that this is a collaborative effort and everyone has such brilliant ideas <3)

Jul 31 2014

Anonymous said: Omg yes! Make the AO3 account please and cheese!

Ahahaha thank you sweet Anon, you guys have way too much faith in me, you’re going to be so disappointed ahah I apologise in advance!

Jul 30 2014

mermaidandthedrunks replied to your post “Tell me the story of when you saw Natalie Dormer. Again. (Can you guess who this is?)”

Not me. But this is my favourite bed time story. I think about it sometimes when I’m sad (jk. I think about it all the time.)

AH! So we have more Natalie aficionados here! Step forward sweet Anon, no harm will come to you!

 

Jul 30 2014

Anonymous said: I feel like I could see Tess either being super nervous and adorable and shy about her first time or really confident and ready I don't see an in between hahahah

oooh how interesting Anon! (Sorry it took me so long to answer, I promise I didn’t forget about you!)

You see, I can see it so clearly.
Because I find her personality so complex and fascinating, I can perfectly imagine her as a mix of the two. Her sultry side coming out mixed with her shyness. Gentle caresses and a death grip. A bashful vixen. DEAR LORD

It would bring me to my knees. *fans self*

If you’d like to know more, please follow this space.
You’ll see what I mean soon, that first time sex Hogwarts AU thing is ready, I need to set up that AO3 account I was thinking about so I can put up it up and you can all come and yell and shake sticks at me. 

Jul 30 2014

becausewhynoteathumans:

kaalashnikov:

leonardo-dicaprisun:

al4skan:

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

this is so canadian i shit a beaver

as i canadian i can tell you this is 100% of what we do all the time

(Source: lceburgs, via icevirtuemoir)

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Jul 30 2014

sad thing is, when you receive an anon question and you think half a day about what to type and how (*holds fingers in a phone shape to the ear* hello? Yes it’s me, I’m still ocd, how are you?), and YOU WILL NEVER KNOW IF THE ANON LIKED THE ANSWER, DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT OR SIMPLY DIDN’T READ IT. It’s a hard life.

Jul 30 2014

shesailsships:

Tessa Virtue || Artistry On Ice

  • Tessa getting her groove on during practice, feat. Johnny Weir [x]

(via icevirtuemoir)

Jul 30 2014

Maxim Trankov’s manly buddycrush on Scott gives me life I swear to god.

Jul 30 2014

The screen in the bar opposite our office is showing the Commonwealth Games. A lot of gorgeous fit, muscular ladies in sport bras. You can imagine my levels of productivity today.

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